Advice Dog is the name of an image macro series featuring a cute dog giving very bad advice. It features a puppy’s face, a rainbow background, and some short lines of text. He usually tells you to do things like save money by killing hookers.
The simple format has inspired countless numbers of spin-offs. Some characters give advice (Courage Wolf), while others represent common archetypes (Hipster Kitty), and still others are caricatures of celebrities (Bear Grylls.) In this play off the Periodic Table of the Elements, I have arranged a number of the more popular characters according to the kinds of people they represent.